Warning: this story just a fiction, if there is similarity in characters name and places, I don’t had responsible for that. This story can cause heart attack, cause your head explode, kill you, makes someone trying to kill you, makes someone trying to destroy your house, makes you go to hell and life in pain. Forget about that, JUST KIDDING!!!!!
Never mind about the first paragraph, we will start the story…. Once upon a time, In the Netherland Colonial era, Archipelago people weren’t allowed to study on the high rate. Only the nobleman who can did that. So, that’s a little information that can useful for you. The story was taken place in land called New York. It’s just one million nine hundred sixty thousand twenty eight kilometers from the earth, so you can visit this place anytime you want (Of course you can’t).
There is a pink dog that lived in a mansion. A large mansion with a backyard that’s 2, 13427 x 1, 6673 kilometers. The mansion has 159 floors and the top of the mansion had a helipad. One day, a thief coming into the mansion to steal a dog. The thief really wants to have a dog to help him killing mosquitoes in his home. Because the gate was protected by uranium that’s can’t be broken, the thief ringing the bell (Kriiiiing). The Security shocked after hearing a bell when he was felt asleep. The thief Yelled, “HEY, ANYBODY PLEASE OPEN THE GATE FOR ME”. “What are you doing out there, hurry up and get in!” ,said the security. But, unfortunately the security can’t open the gates because it’s hard to be broken (Do they need to break the gates?). So, the thief just passing through the gate likes a ghost. The security scared, run and scream like a girl (KYAAA!!! :0). The security doesn’t saw an innocent fork standing on the floor (What are fork doing on there?), so he stepping the fork. The fork stab him without mercy and makes his feet get into a really pain.
When the thief sees what’s going on to the security, he’s start thinking that the security is weak and look’s delicious (Hah!!!). The thief comes closer to the security and trying to eat him like a cannibal. And we will skip the scene because it’s inappropriate for readers. One minute after the thief was eating, his stomach get hurt. “Ugh, I never thought the security is poisonous” ,said the thief. So, the thief tries to looking for a restroom soon. Because the thief really noisy, the owner and the pink dog are awake from their peaceful dream. The thief found the GIANT TOILET with a big hole. Event 3 people can defecate on there. He starts to clean his stomach from a flabby brown thing. Suddenly, the pink dog who want to piss after awake from his dreamland get in the restroom (Good dog). The thief shocked, then the brown thing who want to come out go upward with a high speed. The thief move backward and he get into the GIANT TOILET hole, head first. The pink dog think that there is a strange thing in the toilet hole, maybe its dirt. So, the pink dog flushes the GIANT TOILET. The thief goes to septic tank, still without a pant. He can’t survive from the heavy stinky place, so he dies in shame.
Right before the pink dog flushes the GIANT TOILET, the owner who wants to piss get in the restroom. He thinks that the pink dog bites a visitor and throws him into the toilet hole, then flushes him without mercy. The owner thinks that his dog must be gone crazy and trying to put the poor pink dog into jail. He contact FBI and in a minute the FBI team already landed from his helipad. The pink dog is taken by the helicopter. The pink dog doesn’t want to be sending in jail. In the trip, the dog tries to resist. He bites the FBI team butt and he bites the opposite side from the butt too. Not more than a minute, all FBI team are defeated. Then he steals a parachute and jump from the helicopter. “Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!”, the helicopter going to crash down to the earth. And you know what’s going on next (Like in the movies, KABOOM!!!).
Unfortunately, the pink dog doesn’t had a finger to open the parachute (Oh no :O). He only had paws and claws. There is no sea or lake under him. When the pink dog facing the death, he falling into a plane who flying in the heaven (HAH!!!). The pink dog is barking when his claws are stabbing the plane. The pilot who hear that stepping the gas break hardly to stop the plane. With the deceleration 3.678 kilometers per second squared, the plane is stop in 59.21 second (Challenge: Can you calculate the speed?). The pilot moves out from the plane to banish the dog who harms his plane. He opens the pink dog parachute and throws the dog away to the earth. Finally, in the case of the opened parachute, the pink dog landed safely. The pink dog hiding into the forest whiles the police trying to looking for the criminal.
In the morning, police spread out a lot of wanted paper in every place. The pink dog is a criminal with the price ten thousand dollars. Everybody is looking for the pink dog because of the high price they will receive. Not a human who are interested with this price, a blue dog that live with detective are trying to find the pink dog too. The pink dog isn’t just hiding from the police. With the power of nature, the pink dog disguises by makes an afro hair and changes his color into purple. Polices are trying to looking for a pink dog in every part of the town, every park, every house, every room, every GIANT TOILET, and in other world.
One day, the pink dog (purple afro dog) goes to town to buy a GIANT TOILET because there is no toilet in the forest. Unfortunately, the detective and the blue dog are on that’s store too. They are trying to look for pink dog in every GIANT TOILET. “Where are you hiding the pink murderer dog!” ,said the detective. They have search in every GIANT TOILET, but, they do not search in the GIANT TOILET near the cashier yet. The detective and the blue dog get in the GIANT TOILET while the employee is noisy out there. “Sir, this GIANT TOILET is sold!” ,said the employee. The detective coming out and yelled, “WHO CARE IF THIS TOILET IS STINKY, WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM JOHN!”. The employee replied, “I said that this toilet is sold sir, not stinky. And my name is Marry. I’m a woman.”. The detective said, “Whoa, I’m sorry Smith. I don’t know that the smell of this toilet is poisonous. I can help you to arrest the one who make this toilet poisonous.”. The employee turned angry. She takes the shotgun and points it to the detective. “LEAVE THIS PLACE NOW OR I WILL BLOW MY OWN HEAD!”, yelled the employee. The blue dog trying to makes the employee calm. The blue dog said,” Easy miss, my owner is little deaf. You have to understand.”. The employee scared, ”WAAAA, A TALKING DOG!”. Then, she hides inside the GIANT TOILET. In a minute, the pink (purple) dog comes. “Where is my GIANT TOILET? I had order it 2 month ago.”, said the pink (purple) dog. The employee become more shock and turn crazy,” Now what? A purple afro dog and he order a toilet. I must be having a nightmare. I need to wake up. I will shot my own head and then shot their head one by one.”. Then, she kills herself.
The blue dog worries that they will become a suspect of the employee murderer. “Let’s get out from here before the police come”, said the blue dog. Then, they go out from that store. “Where we will hiding now?” , ask the blue dog. The pink dog answered, “Let’s go to the forest”. Then, they run to the pink dog’s hide out. The detective who don’t know the condition ask the blue dog, “Why did we run to this forest?”. The blue dog keep quite because he know that is useless to talk. “It’s because we run from police”, said the pink dog. “Oh, so we are joining a marathon and we are in front line now.”, said the detective. The detective continues said, “Then you will be my partner on this race”. The pink dog happy, he thinks that the detective wants him to be his partner on detective job. Looks like, the pink dog is little deaf too. Then, the detective and the pink dog have a good relationship.
While the pink dog and the detective have a chat, the blue dog who suspecting the pink dog searching thoroughly the pink dog’s hideout. Then, the blue dog finds the purple body lotion. The body lotion can protect skin from sunscreen and it’s cost $50. Let’s go to the next page!!!
“Oh it’s a clue!”, yelled the blue dog. Just like in the movie “BLUE’S CLUES”. What shall we do now? NOTEBOOK!!! So, the blue dog draws on the notebook with paint. I mean, software called “paint” (Notebook is a small computer). After that, the blue dog back to the detective and the pink dog. “I know who pink dog is”, said the blue dog. He point on purple afro dog and said, “You are the pink dog!!!”. Then, the story turned like in the anime “DETECTIVE CONAN”. “You must be ate a body lotion to make your skin purple. Then, your hair is afro because of the side effect of the body lotion”. The pink dog said, “HAHAHAHA, you wrong. I have the purple body lotion to protect my skin from sunscreen. How could I eat a body lotion!!!”. The blue dog recessive, But the blue dog suddenly see a seaweed. “I know!!!, you must be use the seaweed to make a false hair.”, said the blue dog. The pink dog replied, ”No, Exactly I diving through the purple river and I had an afro hair because of the side effect of the river”. (The pink dog tongue is slipped). “So, you are the pink dog!!!”, yelled the blue dog. “Oh no, I must run away”, think the pink dog.
The pink dog run into his car and pushes the gas. The blue dog tries to chase him. He runs faster than a jet to chase the car. After around 0.001km, the car is exhausted. The pink dog yelled,” USELESS CAR!!!”. Then, the pink dog come out from the car and kills the car with his claw. Then, the pink dog runs away. The blue dog shocked after see what’s happen with the pink dog car. “How could you?, He is your own car. You are such a cold blood murderer”, said the blue dog. After a long trip, they arrive at the place called “Tubyland”. People know this place as a mysterious place. Even they are a rumor that this place is a home of aliens.
The pink dog saw a strange house; the roof of the house is filled with lot of grass. There is a hole in the middle of the roof that’s connected to the home. The door is automatically opened when the pink dog in front of the door. The pink dog comes in the house. He finds a strange hat and a red bag. There is a name on the hat and the bag. Dipsy’s and Tinkywinky’s. “Maybe this things will be useful” ,thought the pink dog. So, he takes the hat and the bag, and then he leaves the house. The blue dog tries to looking for the pink dog. Suddenly, the blue dog sees a strange creature playing with an orange ball. “It’s an alien!!!. The aliens must be trying to invasion earth. I must stop them”. “DIE YOU ALIEN!!!”, yelled the blue dog. Then he kills the alien. The blue alien passing through and see what’s happen. The alien yelled, “YOU KILLED LALAAA!!!. I will revenge”. “Another alien, I can’t allow you to invade the earth. In the name of justice I will kill you all”, said the blue dog. Then they fight each other.
Back to pink dog. In the trip, the pink dog see a green alien walking approach him. “Oh No, An alien. I must hide before I become a guinea pig”. While the pink dog hiding, he sees another alien, she is red, singing and playing with her scooter. The green alien said, ”Hello Poh”. “Hello Dipsy”, replied the another alien. “Why are you so confused?”, said the red alien. “I looking for my hat, I think its fly away again like usually”. Suddenly, the pink dog is stepping a rabbit. “Who’s there”, said the red alien. “INTRUDER!!!INTRUDER!!!INTRUDER!!!”, an alarm ringing (Because of the blue dog). “Hey, you are a thief, you steal my hat and tinkywinky bag”, said the green alien. “We must drive away that thief. TELETUBIES IMPACT!!!”. They attack pink dog together with their secret technique. They pink dog open the magic bag and make them come into the bag. “They trapped in the bag now”, think the pink dog. “If I sell them to the government, I will be rich!!!”.
Now, back to the Greatest Fight that ever happening. Both, Blue dog and Tinkywinky use their greatest jutsu (Technique) to kill their enemy. Their battle makes the earthquake. The pink dog shocked, ”What’s happening there?!!”. So, the pink dog goes to the center of the earthquake. He sees the great battle between the blue dog and the blue alien. Suddenly, Dipsy and Poh rebelling and makes the bag break into two pieces. Tinkywinky shocked when he sees their brother and sister was there. He forgets about his defense. The blue dog uses this chance to finish Tinkywinky. KABOOOOM!!! (Exploding attack from blue dog). Tinkywinky body is shattered into a hundred pieces. Then, the blue dog said, “Strong enemy……………………. It’s honor to beat you. I will never forget you Alien”.
Because of that explode, Dipsy hat is blow away. “My hat, go back”, said Dipsy. Dipsy try to chasing his hat. But, Dipsy doesn’t see a sadistic fork standing on the ground (fork again). The fork stabs Dipsy foot without a mercy until Dipsy die in suffers. Back to the dogs and Poh!. ooh yelled, “YOU KILLED MY BROTHEEEER!!!”. Then, she takes her scooter and trying to bump the blue dog until he die. But, without a reason, after Poh go forward with a bullet speed, she die in heart attack and left her scooter.(What? weird). Without a driver, the scooter is uncontrolled. The blue dog and the pink dog run into the rocket and get in there quickly.(Where is the rocket come from?).
The rocket fly away and they leave “Tubyland”. “This is not the end yet”, said the pink dog. “How can we survive when this rocket crash the ground and exploding?”, ask the pink dog. “We have to find the parachute” ,said the blue dog. They are trying to find the parachute when they only have a little time. The blue dog finds the parachute, “Hey, I see a two parachute in here”. Then they wear the parachute. The pink dog doesn’t want the blue dog to live because the pink dog will send into jail after they landed. So, the pink dog kick the blue dog and then he jump from the rocket. (Actually Pink dog is antagonist character). While there are only some seconds to survive, the blue dog get up with his last power and jump from the rocket. After he jump and open the parachute, the rocket explodes right below his feet. When the blue dog landed, he realizes that the rocket has destroyed the pink dog’s owner mansion and kills the pink dog’s owner. Some people see what happen. They thought that the blue dog is the one who destroy the mansion.
In the morning, the blue dog is brought to the court for his case. In the same time, the pink dog case is closed because the witness is death. The blue dog is send into jail while the pink dog is adopted by the detective. “Hahahahahaha, fool dog. I win this time”, think the pink dog.
Epilog:
“Food time!!!, yelled the detective. The pink dog come over his bowl and then yelled, “CAT FOOD AGAIN!!!, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”. (Well! The detective is deaf and not a good animal owner). In the same time, the blue dog lives with a peace in jail. The blue dog think, “So exciting in here. No Cat food, No dirty bed, No deaf man, Take a bath every day, have a lot of friend and no cases”. So, the blue dog lives happily in jail while the pink dog regret his life.
THE END!!!
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